Monday, April 25, 2005
Sports Predictions
Ok, I am going to be making my predictions for major sports events this year (including the Super Bowl). Some of my predictions will be shocking so please keep that in mind. I am not a professional sports writer so I can say what I think without having to worry about ratings and network sponsorship. So here goes:
NBA Finals: Spurs vs. Pistons -- winner: Spurs in 6
PGA Open: Vijah Singh
US Open: Chirs DiMarco
British Open: Jusin Leonard
US Open (tennis): Andy Rodick
World Series: Marlins vs. Twins -- Marlins in 5
World Cup Qualifying: America will NOT qualify
MLS : DC United repeat
Super Bowl (2006): Colts vs. Eagles -- Eagles will triumph
NHL: Will play a limited schedule and make a strong comeback but I can't make a prediction at this time
(I do not know enough about women's sports to make any predictions. Nor do I know anything about auto racing or biking..I guess Armstrong is a strong favorite for the Tour de France since this is his last year and all.)
Let the debating begin.
How can you make predictions about FB and BaseBall and not include the Padres and Bolt. Their from California!!! Justin Leonard? What has he done? I am king of the underdogs - look for John Daily to be on top of one of the majors. And HOW can you leave the Mav's out of the finals? You must watch a lot of ESPN.
PGA Open: A no name who will never be heard from again.
US Open: Tiger Woods (don't hate appreciate)
British Open: Vijah
US Open (Tennis): Carlos Moya
World Series: Yankees vs does it matter? --- Yankees in 6
World Cup: Won't qualify, but will host in an emergency.
Olympics 2012: Awarded to NYC
MLS: Whichever team Disney owns
Super Bowl: Bears vs Chargers --- Chargers by 10
NHL: Seriously...DIE A SLOW DEATH!
Tour De France: Lance (buy stock in yellow rubber)
Congress 2006: House stays Republican | Senate goes Democrat
Presidential 2008: Hillary gets nomination Jeb wins election (God help us).
Year Chris changes his blogger template - Hopefully soon!
Next time Bundy censors himself - 2012 (upon visit to NYC during Olympics because of all the foreigners around).
PGA Open: John Daly
US Open: Chris DiMarco
British Open: Tiger Woods
World Series: Rangers vs. Marlins - Rangers in 7
Super Bowl: Colts vs. Eagles - Colts win 35-31
NASCAR: Your moma
Tennis: The better looking sister
Soccer: Who cares. They don't even use steriods
Curling: Some dudes from Canada
Handball: Rosalee
Team Handball: Team from Arkansas called "Bucket of Shame"
Table Tenis: Ryu Seung-Min
Bagmitten: Xia Xuanze
And everyones favorite. Pickle Ball: David Blake, but it will be a close match with: David Mahabir
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